All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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