She just used a chaser for red wine.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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