Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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