I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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