Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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