Slut skills are useful in every country.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
