can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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