we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Randomize
