i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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