i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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