I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
