That's intense
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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