Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
