I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
