My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
accomplished twins. life is a go
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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