hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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