are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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