I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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