it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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