Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
