so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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