is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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