I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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