Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm at about main and main street
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
