why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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