we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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