Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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