Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Randomize
