I wish I could teleport
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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