Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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