it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I wear drunk well.
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