talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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