why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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