In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Sober January is a disaster.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Randomize