I need help removing her.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
