We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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