farters have to be the big spoon...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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