Whod you bang
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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