Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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