i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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