my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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