Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
This gyro tastes like lonliness
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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