The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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