If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My liver just broke up with me...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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