i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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