you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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