My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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