is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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