How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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