all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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