absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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