My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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