i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
