I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Found your dick twin last night
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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