If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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