Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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