just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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